Kool Tool Belt

A belt buckle with a Phillips screwdriver blade, two regular screwdriver blades plus five metric and five SAE bolt wrench sizes...and a bottle opener. Use it like this: 1. Take off belt. 2. Pants fall down. 3. Attempt to tighten or loosen a screw or bolt using specialized ‘Kool Tool’. 4. Severely skin knuckles due to inherent configuration issues not obvious at purchase. (Blood flows, curse optional.) 5. Attempt to open nearby beer to treat pain from injury described previously. 6. Discover bottle does not have twist-off cap. 7. Regret never learning any trick ways to open bottles without an opener. 8. Successfully deploy emergency opener tool from buckle. 9. Drink beer and obtain relief from recent knuckle injury. 10, 11. and 12. Repeat nine until you no longer care your ‘Kool Tool’ belt is almost useless except for occasionally opening non-twist beer bottle caps. Smile drunkenly, knowing you are now older and wiser. Well-sewn web belt is 1.5” wide. Medium (38”) or Large (42”). Black.